This is what I do in class...

To make time go faster in my amazingly boring Mythology class I amuse myself by writing little poems and what not. Some of them turn out pretty funny, and this one in particular made one of my roommates laugh out loud, so I thought I would share it with you guys. I know I can always use a good laugh:)

Sittin' in my class

Feelin' pretty bored

Learnin' about the Gods

Hercules and more

Professor is a monotone

Seats are really close

The kid thats sittin' next to me

Is smellin' kind of gross

Heads are bobbing everywhere

People are asleep

I'm gettin' pretty annoyed

With all the phones that beep

Class is not yet over

But people are packin' up

Rustlin' papers all around

Man, this class just SUCKS!!

I know my Dad will be proud:) I get it from him.

And heres another one...

Down is up

And up is down

My whole world is flipped around

Left is right

And right is left

I failed PE, but passed my test?

Squares of five

Rectangles too

Less is more, and more is few

Black is white

And white is cruel

We sit on ground, but stand on stools

Friends are Foes

And smiles are frowns

My whole world is flipped around